If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a smart dog your wife, just from my personal point of view, get a dumb dog to marry you. #goldenretriever #goldenretrieverlife #familydog #goldenretrieverpuppy #smartdogs #smartdog #dogbreeds
We are almost completely off the berry grid now thanks to our own blueberry and raspberry bushes. #millennialmom #momlife #berrykids #berries #blueberries #vegetablegarden #growyourownfood #momhumor
Please. I am too old to go down a slide. If I’m not talking about your special circumstance, I’m not talking about you. #millennialmom #playground #momthoughts #momlife #letkidsbekids #summervibes #fyp #relatable #sahm
Kim, people are…. Let the girls have their tote bags. Not everything requires a think piece. #ironicboatandtote #boatandtote #llbeantote #llbean #summervibes
Because we all know toddlers have expensive berry habits. Gift idea for new baby or new mom. #MomsofTikTok #toddlersoftiktok #toddlersbelike #toddlersnacks #newmom #newmomtips #giftidea #giftideas #giftguide #babyshowerideas #babyshower #millennialmom #kidsnacks #newmomhack #parentinghacks #fyp
Soooo I guess we are still simping for the patriarchy when they’re cute or charming? #handmaidstale #handmaidstaletiktok #commanderlawerence #fyp #patriarchy #millennialwomen
Why dumb dogs are better than smart dogs when it comes to pets. #goldenretriever #goldenretrieverlife #familydog #goldenretrieverpuppy #smartdog #dogbreeds #fyp #hottake
Replying to @bcrestituto Storytime on how I found my tumor 4 years ago. I am so lucky to have no evidence of disease now. #butterflyeffect #momlife #womenshealth #womenshealthmatters #survivor #fate #fyp #storytime #millennialmom #millennialwomen