Jack The Whipper

The Slayerman haunts my dreams at this point. #slayer #jacqueszewhipper #metal

SLAYERMAN RETURNS #renfaire #renfest #slayer #jacqueszewhipper #metal

Can you make one of the most famous American speeches into a whip song? I don’t know, but I’ll certainly try. #jacqueszewhipper #circus #standup #abrahamlincoln #history

Uptown Funk is practically oldies at this point 🥲 #renfaire #renfest #uptownfunk #brunomars

I love my job. I’m incredibly blessed to do my job. I am sick of having to teach people how to behave in public. I am sick of being afraid of my own fans because I don’t know which one is going to be the next one to assault me. I’m sick of losing my temper onstage because a crowd of adults won’t stop cat-calling after I ask them to stop multiple times. Look. I get it. I wear a costume that’s designed to show off my physique and I work with whips. I can handle a little bit of all of this, but when I can’t do my show because of it, a line has been crossed and it has been crossed in a major way. I have four more shows on this tour in Atlanta and Florida. I hope to see you there.

I swear, @ryankellycomedy and I did not wear matching shirts intentionally #jacqueszewhipper #ryankelly #silly #whatdoyoudo #circus

HIGH NOTES SCARE THE LIVING WHIP OUTTA ME #comiccon #mcr #mychemicalromance #teenagers #jacqueszewhipper #parody

This is for the person who tried to tell me that my cat is actually really smart. Like, don’t get me wrong. I love this boy, but he has literally never had the brain cell once in his life. #cats #cat #catdad #catstagram #tootsiepops #tootsieroll #catsofinstagram @tootsieroll

My first show at @ECCC included a whip roll and someone with Cloud’s Buster Sword making me very nervous 😅 Catch @Ses Carny and I the next couple days before we head back east! #comiccon #con #eccc #seattle #pnw #jacqueszewhipper #hazbinhotel #circus

Crazy how much better my singing voice got this winter. I wonder why 🤔 #bg3 #baldursgate3 #renfaire #renfest #jacqueszewhipper

When a real French person comes to the show and you have to actually make up lyrics in French #lavieenrose #french #renfaire #renfest #jacqueszewhipper #circus

Rock a bye baby, but the techno remix. #techno #circus #jacqueszewhipper #lullaby

Replying to @Rebecca Stein I think a few of you need to go watch that video again

“I’ll do it, but not in a way that you’ll like.” #renfaire #wicked #popular #renfest #jacqueszewhipper

Probable #thelastofus2 spoilers in the comments!!! #tlou2 #thelastofus #hbo

Pour one out for Scipio who is totally fine right now, but probably screaming and crying about something. Seriously. He is a toddler. And I would die for him. #cat #catsoftiktok #radiovoice #newsvoice #jacqueszewhipper #cats

No one remembers Legend of Legaia, but I sure as hell do, and that’s enough for me. #retrogaming #comedy #jacqueszewhipper

Guess what? @Ses Carny and I are headed to @ECCC in March! #seattle #pnw #jacqueszewhipper

When the parents want their kids to get an *education* #comedy #circus #jacqueszewhipper #fancyasfucques

I’m back in the heart of #texas performing at the Scarborough Renaissance Festival this weekend and next! Catch me before I’m gone for the season! #dallas #dfw #jacqueszewhipper #renfaire #renfest #circus